Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Breaking News

Milk no longer grows strong bones... say the vegetarians...

Aspirin no longer eases headaches...say the herbalists...

Clubs ineffective as fighting tools...say the baby seals...

Marijuana really good for you...says Dominos...

Dog food really really bad for dogs...say the horses...

Soylent Green really really bad for people...say people...

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