My kids and I play this game were we make up superheroes and then I tell stories about them. They're utterly insatiable. Here's me coming home from work:
"Hi, guys! I'm home!"
>>continued reading of books or leaping upon couch-pillow mountains<<
"Umm...hello?"
"Daddy! Tell us a Fantastic 6 story!" says kid 1
"No, tell us an Awesome Eight story!" says kid 2
"Tell us a Space Knight story!" says kid 1.
"OK, wait, Daddy," says kid 2, who is older by a year and a half. "Tell us a Space Knight story now and then tell us an Awesome Eight story for our bedtime story."
"How about we tell no stories now and read books for bedtime?" I say, hopefully.
"No, Daddy," says kid 2, and then togther: "Tell us a Space Knight story! Tell us a Space Knight story! Tell us..."
"OK," I say, and fall in a bit of a heap on the couch. The kids, 5 ("and a half!") and 4, clamber up onto the couch, and wait expectantly.
"Tell us the story that happens after the last story!" says kid 1.
"What happened in the last story?"
"Daddy, you remember -- when Space Knight won the race around the moon," says kid 2
"Right. And there he was with friend, Gronk."
"Gronk is really fat," says kid 1, puffing out his cheeks.
"Well, yes, he's a very big guy. And as you know, he's kind of a Space Mechanic. Anyway, Gronk says, 'Space Knight, I have a mission. You should come with me.' Space Knight says, 'Sure...what is the mission?' and Gronk says, "Well, I have to go to the planet Serracloob...'"
"Serracloob? That's an odd name," says kid 2.
"That's the name."
"OK."
"So, Gronk says, 'We have to get there fast. There's a space bus stuck in the swamps of Sierraclawb...'"
"Serracloob!"
"Right, '...in the swammps of Serracloob where some school kids were on a field trip.'"
"Why did they go there on a field trip?" says kid 2.
"Because there's lots of natural beauty there."
"I think there's lots of doody there!" says kid 1.
"I said 'beauty', not 'doody'!"
"Doody Doody Doody!" kid 1 says.
"He said, 'doody'...that's funny..." says kid 1. "The school bus should be stuck in doody!" says kid 1.
"Hey! Who's telling this story?" I say, and that quiets them down. "So...Space Knight says he's happy to go with Gronk, and they agree that they would go there in Space Knight's ship, Alice. 'Alice, we're going to planet Serracloob. How long will it take to get there?'
'It's pretty close, Space Knight,' the ship says in a soothing female voice. 'How fast do you want to go?'
'We have to rescue a bus full of kids...pretty fast!' says Space Knight.
'Then we'd better get moving...it will take us no more than a day,' says Alice.
'Then let's go. Are you ready, Gronk?'
'Ready, Space Knight!'
'Alice, get set for Super Duper Super Duper Super Extra Hyper Warp Speed...go!' says Space Knight and he punches a big red button and the ship shoots off into space. Shhhszzzzzzooooooooooom!'"
"Gronk is going to sit in the doody. Because he's so fat!" says kid 1.
"Hey! We don't talk like that. And Gronk is just big boned. And enough with the doody!" I say, exasperated. "So anyway, soon, Gronk and Space Knight arrive at the planet Sierra Club..."
"Serracloob!" shout kid 1 and kid 2 together.
"Whatever. And they land their ship just outside the creepy swamp. 'Better bring my crocodile repllent,' says Space Knight. 'And alligator repellent, too,' says Gronk, who is carrying a massive box of space bus fixit equipment.'"
"And Space Knight brings his stunner stick and his jet boots!" says kid 2. "But, what if they meet a bear?"
"Bears don't live in swamps," I say. "So they squish and squarsh through the swamp...squish squarch....squish squarch...when suddenly, crashing out of the swampy forest comes... a bear!"
"Hey! But... you said!"
"I changed my mind...there was a bear!"
"But ... well ... OK," said kid 2. "So Space Knight takes out his bear repellent...?"
"No! He didn't bring it! So Space Knight and Gronk run away as fast as they can through the swamp."
"But Space Knight can just use his stunner stick," says kid 2.
"But he doesn't! He and Gronk run and run!"
"But..."
"Who's telling this story? Anyway, Space Knight and Gronk come to this big tree. And they climb right up it because..."
"Gronk is too big boned to climb a tree!" says kid 1.
"He...umm... he's wearing jet boots. And that jets him up the tree."
"Scaaarrrrryyy," says kid 2.
"And the bear swipes at them with his big claws, but he can't reach them, so he trundles off..."
"He went away?" says kid 1.
"Yeah. The bear goes away. So after awhile Space Knight and Gronk climb down, and they find the bus full of children waiting for them. 'Hooray!" say all of the kids. 'Who are you guys?' And Gronk says, 'Hi! I'm Gronk. I'm here to fix the space bus.' And then Space Knight stands up extra tall, puffs out his chest and says, 'I...' and he takes a deep breath, 'I... am SPACE KNIGHT!' And all the kids look around as his voice echoes around the swamp."
"Then what happens?" says kid 2.
"Then they fix the space bus and fly home."
"What about the bear?" says kid 1.
"Umm, the bear found a big berry bush and is eating it."
"What's the part that happens next?" says kid 2.
"Then they all go out for pizza and milk and they go to bed."
"Yay!" they say together.
"Now go to bed!" I say.
"Boo! Now let's do an Awesome Eight Story!" says kid 2.
"Enough with the stories!" I say, and trundle them off to bed.
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So, ends the first odd telling of a Space Knight Adventure. Need there be more?
Comments are welcome!